Me: Anita? What are you looking for?
Anita: what kind of question is that?
Me: I can see you came as early as possible, since when I call you, you just dey come.
Anita: Do you know when I came? Where did you even go last night?
Me: Somewhere! When you did you come? Why didn’t you call me before coming? (Sitting down)
Anita: I came here around 9pm, I wanted to surprise you. Moreover you needed pussy yesterday and I don’t want you to go fuck another pussy. By the way, why was your stuffy?
Me: What do you mean?
I was scared, I hope there was no traces that I brought a girl yesterday, cos if Anita finds out that I actually brought a girl to this house, she will skin me alive.
Anita: I hope you didn’t bring any girl into this house? Cos i checked your condoms in your wardrobe and its not complete, Jimi did you bring a girl to this room? (Annoyed)
Me: (laughing) if I bring a girl nko? Didn’t I call you yesterday when I needed you and you claimed you were busy or something.
Anita: (speaks her language) so you brought a girl to this room Jimi? Ehn Jimi? (Raising her voice)
Me: Why are you now shouting? Did I tell you I brought a girl to this room?
Anita: how come a condom is missing cos I counted it the last time and one is missing.
Me: So? It was Ejiro that took it yesterday, he needed it. We actually went to his sugar mummy yesterday night, we had a party like that with her friends, so he said I should give him one. That is it…
Anita: Jimi! Jimi! Can’t Ejiro buy condom outside from the mallam?
Me: it was late now, he couldn’t get any, that was why i gave him one. I didn’t bring any girl to this house, okay?
Anita eased her anger…
Anita: Are you sure? (She walked towards me and sat on my laps) Jimi it would really hurt me if I found out you brought a girl to this house.
Me: I can’t lie now (I held her waist), believe me.
Anita: Okay oooo….. So how was the party? How much did they give you?
Me: Anita!!! You can never change
Anita: What? (Smiled and kissed me)
Me: Did you know I brought 70k from the party without having sex with any one? Anita quickly adjust herself..
Anita: its a lie
Me: I’m serious (I brought out the money) look at the money, I can’t lie to you babe.
Anita: So you mean you didn’t have sex with anyone and they gave you 70k?
She collected the money from me…
Me: Of course.
Anita: Liar! Jimi you can love for Africa, abi that’s where you used the condom.
Me: You are a fool. (Hissed)
Anita: it seems you are serious ooo… How did you do it? This is good ooo, if you now had sex nko, how much will they give you?
Me: I swear!
Anita: Gist me now, what happened…
I told Anita what happened, everything that happened at the party, all the details sha.
Anita: So what are you going to do now?
Me: Nothing of course, I’m not interested jare, I can’t sleep with an old woman. God forbid (tapped my fingers)
Anita: Ehn! I hope you are not cursed, shey no be say family curse dey follow you, you can’t do what?
*See me see Trouble ooo.. Anita dey even push me go do Sugar Mummy** Do you think Anita truly loves me? hmmm…
…. Stay tuned to Episode 10