See Photos of 2017 Calendar Featuring N*ked Women

If you love women and fishing? You’re in for a treat, as the erotic carp calendar you never knew you needed is here in time for Christmas




The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar which was created by Hendrik Pöhler, and designed to “make men’s hearts beat faster”, feature a series of gorgeous models holding carp against their n*ked and semi-n*ked bodies in various seductive poses.

According to reports, Pöhler insisted the carp were well looked after during the fishy photo-shoot, if any animal-lovers have doubts:

“During the photo shoot, two competent caretakers ensured that our scaly protagonists were well taken care of.

“Of course, it was also important to ensure that our enchanting human models felt as comfortable as possible in both wet and dry scenes.

“The impressive result of the photo shoot is twelve formidable and unmissable images for the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar. This calendar is a true ‘must have’ for any passionate angler and lover of fish.

“These moments are aesthetically and artfully staged in the 2017 Carp Calendar, and don’t just appeal to anglers in particular — they’re perfect as purposeful wall décor too.

“Whether for yourself or as a tasteful gift: the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar will not only make men’s hearts beat faster.”

The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar is available from Amazon for £16.90, and currently has a five-star product rating.



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