An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, abeg no bring confusion jus go back your place dey don count us finish. Abeg no cause shortage!”