Obasuyi is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and adds water to cover up. His boss was suspicious and decided to buy a French wine that changes colour if you add water to it.
Unknowingly, Obasuyi drank from the wine and topped it with water as usual. Sadly for him, immediately he added water, the wine changed colour. When the boss came back and noticed it, he told his wife about it. Obasuyi heard and knowing he was in trouble, he decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted: “Obasuyi!!!”
Obasuyi answered: “Yes Sir!”
Boss: “who drank the wine?”
Obasuyi kept silent. The boss asked again, still Obasuyi didn’t answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.
Boss:”Are you insane or What? When i called you, you said yes sir, but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer me, why?
Obasuyi: “hmm oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear anything except your name.”
Boss: “let’s try it. Okay go to the bar, stand beside madam, while i will stay in the kitchen.”
Obasuyi went to meet madam by the bar while his boss remained in the kitchen.
Obasuyi shouted: “Boss!!!”
Obasuy: “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not around?”
Boss kept silent. Obasuyi asked again, still his boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. “Wonders shall never end!!! Obasuyi it is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one’s name.”
The wife interrupted: “that’s not true. It’s a lie.”
Without argument, Obasuyi asked if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Obasuyi:”Who is junior’s biological father? Me or boss?”
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying:”This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything.”