At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on. it was time to stand up and speak, or forever remain silent.
the moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. she started walking towards the pastor.
everything quickly turned into chaos. the bride slapped the groom. the groom’s mother fainted. the bridal train scooted towards the door. the groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to save the situation.
the pastor asked the woman, “can you tell us why you came forward? what do you have to say?”
the woman replied, “i cant hear from the back.”