Just For Laughs!!! The Plane Must Crash

Just For Laughs!!! The Plane Must Crash

Mr Okon and his wife, Ruth were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the
journey, the pilot announced that:

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”

At that point, Mr. Okon touched his wife and said “Honey, please forgive me o, your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine. we had several abortions and she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A. please find a place in heart to forgive me.

Ruth responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me o, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Victoria. the rest belong to Etim your best friend. You also remember you were robbed by armed robbers last year?”

He answered “Yes I remember”

she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who rubbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Abass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.”

Mr. Okon responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men and women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly okay and we are sure of
safe landing”

At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news. One of the passengers shouted

“Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash o or we will crash the plane”

everybody shouted “YES o”

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