(Episode 9) Little pleasures under the sheets

Anne: “They go sight -seeing, explore the environment, go shopping and the rest.”

Louis: “What is the rest?”

Anne: “Have fun!”

Louis: “What do you mean by fun?”

Anne: “Fun na! The kind of fun you understand…..”

Louis: “No, I don’t understand what you mean by fun.”

Anne: “Go on dates and anything.”

Louis: “Anything?”

Anne: “Yes anything, why?”

Louis: “Nah, I was wondering if the fun means sex too?” He smirked.

Anne: “Not unless you are willing to put down your ego and give me what I want.”

Louis: “You’re serious about that?!”

Anne: “Of course I am serious!”

Louis: “Hmmm… are you really serious?”

Anne: “Louis Eh! I said I am serious na.  If you don’t go down on me, no sex or anything. Not even kissing sef!”

Louis: “Then why are we going on a vacation if I can’t have all the fun I want?”

Anne: Understanding what he is trying to do said “Please don’t do that!”

Louis: “Don’t do what?”

Anne: “What I think you are about to do…..”

Louis: “You know already, if we can’t have all the fun, I am afraid that we won’t be going to Dubai. I can’t afford to spend my money all the way there and not have my way!”

Anne: “Please Louis, let’s go there as a couple and have fun.”

Louis: “With the exception of having fun with my wife, no way.”

Anne: “Don’t do this…..”

Louis: “I won’t if you will allow me go where I want to go!”

Anne: “No way!”

Louis: “Fine! Same here!”

Anne: “Louis, we haven’t been on a vacation in years, this is the only opportunity we have to spend any time together.”

Louis: “If you really want us to spend time out together as a couple then you should allow me and do your wifely duty!”

Anne: “Are you trying to pay me back for not allowing you have sex with me?”

Louis: “Its been several weeks since I last touched my wife, do you know how much i want to be with you?! Do you?! And i can’t because you won’t allow me unless I do that thing to you which is impossible and since it’s like that, no problem….” He shrugs “I agree and you must agree with my terms too.

Anne: “Louis please” She pleaded.

Louis: “The ball is in your court Anne!” He said, then smiled and walked away.

The following day, while Anne was getting prepared to go to work, Louis came to her to inquire if she had made up her mind.

Louis: “How about what we talked about yesterday, sweetheart?”

Anne: “I have accepted.” She told him nonchalantly.

Louis: “Accepted as in?”

Anne: “Accepted what you said….”

Louis: “You mean we can now have sex?” He asked as he grabbed her from behind.

Anne: Pushing him away, she gave him a dirty look, “Go away jor! I have accepted that I won’t go to Dubai with my husband since that’s what he wants!”

Louis: “You can’t be serious, if this is a joke stop it!”

Anne: “Does it look to you like I am joking Louis? I accept your conditions and nothing else!”

Louis: “You mean you don’t want to go to Dubai and have fun with your husband?”

Anne: “I would give anything to go to Dubai with you but not this and since you have refused to yield to my demand, I also won’t force you to do what you don’t want to do! She informed him and went to work.

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Chidi: “Ah Kingsley, this one wey you come my house today, wetin happen?”

Kingsley: “Abeg, I wan crash here today, I no fit go my house…….”

Chidi: “Wetin happen? Come, wait oh! E be like say you dey slim down! Wetin dey do you?!

Kingsley: “Nothing oooo……. just work and stress.”

Chidi: “Which kind stress dey make you slim like this abi you no dey eat well?”

Kingsley: “My man, you no go understand!

Chidi: “Understand wetin? Talk to me.”

Kingsley: “That babe wan kill me. Everytime and every minute na sex. We don’t even do anything other than sex! Sex! Sex! I don tire!!

Chidi: “I thought you were enjoying it?”

Kingsley: “Mehn! I am tired and it is no more funny. I can’t do it anymore.”

Chidi: “You can’t have sex again?”

Kingsley: “Guy, I need a break abeg! Is sex food?”

Chidi: “You? Kingsley?” He laughed out loud “Is that why you came to my apartment to crash?”

Kingsley: “Mehn! i wan rest. Going there will be another marathon of sex and I can’t deal with it.” He sighed.

Chidi: “Is this how you will keep running from your own house?”

Kingsley: “For now, yes until I finally know what to do with her.”

Chidi: “But isn’t she your kind of person?”

Kingsley: “I thought she was, I thought I could handle her but Mehn that girl strong pass me, I can’t handle her abeg.”

Chidi: “Hahaahahaahhaaa, now you have met someone who is more than you!”

Kingsley: “Na now I know say I don jam somebody wey pass me.”

Chidi: “Hahahaha. Sorry, take it easy.”

Kingsley: “She is wow! She can have sex anywhere and anytime. In the car, garage, office, anywhere! I swear!”

Chidi: “And now you are tired of it all?”

Kingsley: “Yes I am. I mean, in the beginning it was fun but now, it is no longer funny.”

Chidi: “Which means you can’t marry her?”

Kingsley: “Marry Gini? A sex maniac? No way!”

Chidi: “But she is beautiful, intelligent and a good person.”

Kingsley: “Yes she is but she is way more than me abeg! And I haven’t even been able to get to know her better; all we do is have sex!”

Chidi: “Then you should let her know as soon as possible.”

Kingsley: “How can I when I promised her I won’t break her heart?”

Chidi: “She isn’t the first person you have broken a promise to. She won’t be the last! Save yourself while you can!”

Kingsley has finally entered gobe! Tune in to find out how he gets out of it!

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19 Comments

  1. Kingsley if I hear sey you don’t tire, hah ah haha hah ha hah, but Louis is a foolish man, what kind of nonsense is that, Anne your head dey there

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