Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg, if you dey come,buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take 4 our night tins”.How do you explain to the […]
SLAP YOUR SELF! So, Tonto Dikeh invested all that money, time and energy to make us believe she had the best husband and life? The luxury cars, jewelries, vacation, birthday parties and clothes. Only to […]
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think […]
Akpos dream acct balance …. Credit Alert! Acc#: ******4524 Amt:250,000,000.00 Desc: 404604209753/Ñ.TMT.LTD Time:24/02/17¡10:59 AM Avail Bal:358,144,493.08 Total Bal:358,144,493.08 .. Things I keep seeing in my dreams these days! *Speak Lord your servant is listening!!
This is how the describe Naija NEPA Wikipedia : I know everything. Google : I have everything. Facebook : I know everybody. Internet : Without me, you are all nothing. NEPA: Keep talking …we shall see.
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your […]
Akpos recently shared the following views at a public forum: When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland. When sick, they go to Germany or India. When investing, they go […]
Girlfriend: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming? Akpos: Alright! No problem… but how much is it? Girlfriend: it’s just N15k Akpos: blood of Jesus!!! Does it wash away […]