London Opens First N*ked Restaurant Where Staff Wear ‘Nothing’ … Photos

A restaurant where the waiters attend to customers unclad has opened in the United Kingdom with a big bang.

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London’s first n*ked restaurant which boasts 46,000 people on its waiting list opened its doors last night in a secret location in south east London.

The head chef of London’s newest out-there dining experience said he hoped that being n*de will help diners concentrate on their food and encourage them to ‘try new cuisines’. Only open for three months, Bunyadi claims it offers ‘pure liberation’, offering the experience of eating in its ‘purest’ form. But will the £69 tasting menu be the sole thing on everyone’s mind?

Two MailOnline journalists who visited the restaurant for the first time share their experiences:

“On the way to the restaurant I realise I’m feeling pretty intense nerves, like first date nerves, which is weird because I never get naked on first dates.

“Being n*de doesn’t bother me at all – I’m more than happy with my body – and I’m feeling a sort of thrill knowing I’ll soon be swanning around as n*ked as the day I was born.

“I picture myself as an ethereal creature, casting off my clothes and prancing around like one of Joseph Tomanek’s Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute.

“There are certainly some Dionysian vibes in The Bunyadi. The waiters and waitresses are naked despite some leaves and flesh coloured underwear covering their most intimate parts. It’s all very Ancient Grecian.

“However, my lofty ideals of bohemian public nudity didn’t quite come true.

“Walking into The Bunyadi – a dingy-looking, unmarked pub decipherable thanks only to the body guard at the entrance – I’m hit by a wave of humid heat (perhaps to encourage me to strip).

“Immediately my head begins to bead with sweat and I’m torn between a refreshing cocktail and hearing to the changing rooms – where I’m given a locker, a fluffy dressing gown and white slippers.

“It’s unbearably warm I think, as a whip off my skirt, so much so that I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited to get my clothes off – sorry ex-boyfriends.

Once in my robe I slink into the dark, labyrinth like restaurant. While I – the exhibitionist – am expecting an open and lit space, the layout of the restaurant evokes a cocooning and soothing atmosphere thanks to the private dining booths, encircled by bamboo.

“I dined with a female companion (trust me, there is nothing more depressing than failing to get a date when a precursor of the night is that you will be n*ked) and the experience felt a lot like the relaxed spa experiences I’m used to with my female friends.

“While I can’t imagine two blokes, however much the best of friends they may be, stripping off to enjoy Tartare together, nudity among female friends feels natural.

“We go to toilet in front of one another in nightclubs – topless dining is nothing”

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12 Comments

  1. Demented and Depraved people. When God created man, He created him naked. In Genesis 3:7 we read that “when Adam and Eve’s eyes were opened, and they realised they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.” Man did not want to remain in the naked state as the all knowing God had created him, he wanted to and started to wear clothes to cover his nakedness. Now, this restaurant is show casing nakedness. Does man really know what he wants? Is it not obvious that God is truly all knowing!

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