This is a subtle and comical swipe at Ugandans by an unnamed person who is familiar with the ladies over there and their ways of life.
This joke about why girls in Uganda – an African country hardly wear panties have gone viral on social media.
The very funny report reads thus:
Even after passing the Anti-P*rnography Law in Uganda, you still see Ugandan girls dressing skimpily. As I always say, Ugandan girls are randy by nature.
If you’re into clubs, you have probably seen how majority of girls dress. They leave very little for imagination and in most cases they are not wearing any panties.
Which begs the question, why don’t Ugandan girls wear panties?
(1) Fresh air
It sounds like a an absurd reason but Ugandan girls don’t wear any panties so that fresh can circulate in the groin region.
With panties, there is a lot of sweating especially with the impossible Kampala weather. Girls who wear dresses are ones who give out this reason and it is not easy to see why.
(2) They have a few pairs
One can argue that this could be the main reason why Ugandan girls don’t wear panties.
The average Ugandan chick has 6 pairs of panties at most. If they keep changing daily and putting wear and tear into consideration, many opt to go without panties.
These are the same ladies who boldly clam they want a guy who drives a Lamborghini yet they own only three pairs of bra.
(3) Going with trends
Ugandans are always the first ones to pick on international trend. We are still colonized by the west 3 decades after Independence. When America coughs, Uganda is the first to catch the flu.
So when America decides they don’t need panties anymore, Ugandan women follow without questioning. Everything is Western if you come to think of it, from our names, religion, language.
(4) Easy Access when bonking
There are those women who are always anticipating. They go to clubs for the sole reason of getting a man to satisfy their s*xual needs.
A quickie is made easy if the lass is wearing a short dress with nothing inside. Such ladies would have probably gone more than three rounds before they reach home.
(5) Panty lines
This is another reason sighted for ladies not wearing panties.There is nothing embarrassing to a lady than the outline of her privates showing in public. Ugandan girls would rather walk without panties than to have their panty lines showing.