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(Episode 3) Bitter side of Love … A Judas Kiss!

Kalu entered his Uncle’s office and met some women who were busy chattering.

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Kalu: “Good morning,” he greeted them with sweat having drawn a map under the armpit of his shirt. He had trekked for a long distance.

The ladies ignored him as they continued with their chat, one of them who looked like a cartoon character for she had heavy makeup was laughing too loud. Her voice pierced into ears. Like a statue, he stood mopping at them, irritated having had enough he snapped at them,

Kalu: “Can you ladies, show some decorum? I have been greeting but you just ignored me!”

They looked at him, the cartoon character lady shot at him, “and when did it become compulsory for greetings to be answered?” her second laughed, “Abi o?”

He ignored them and sat down, took a newspaper to read but the thought of Caroline, his girlfriend, crept in and it made him smile. Caroline was just twenty two but smart had the wisdom of a sixty year old. Kalu was so much in love with the pretty girl who shared the same descent with him-she was Igbo. The problem he had with Caro was her spoken English; hers sounded more like Igboglish, where the English words came out smeared in Igbo accent. She had dropped out of school in primary six and her grandma who she lived with never pressured her to go back to school; grandma who she fondly called “Nmma!”was the only parent she had. Her mother had given birth to her and ran off with a stranger; she never really knew who her father was. No one knew. When her grandma died her aunty brought her to the Abuja to stay with her that was how they met with Kalu.

Caroline: “Karu ma rova!” she’d say.

Those words made him laugh all alone in the car.

All effort to make her attend the evening adult classes was an exercise in futility.

Kalu: “Baby, go back to school now,eh,biko nu!” It is “Kalu my Lover” … not “Karu ma rova”

Caroline: “Eh,” she’d shrug, “Mi I doesn’t fit. I is old for school! I will just be a perfecti house waif!” she’d say in her undiluted Igbo accent.

Kalu: “See,eh, nne, going back to school would give you the opportunity of being a famous woman and your English would be exactly like Queen Elizabeth!”

She’d giggle,

Caro: “but I can Spark English na!” he’d catch his breath so that he wouldn’t laugh at her, “me and Queen Eliza Nglish is resemble!”

It was hilarious how confident she felt about her spoken English.

There was little he could do, Caroline was not only smart but stubborn. Most times he wished she spoke impeccable English. Kalu’s mother fondly called Mma Kalu knew about their relationship wasn’t in support of it at all,

Mma Kalu: “Kalu what’s wrong with you? Even me that have just an NCE qualification if I were a man I can never be friends with that girl that speaks very poor English not to even consider having her a wife!”

Kalu: “Mama that one is your own o! I love Caro so much. I see perfection in her imperfection!”

Kalu would turn away,

Mma Kalu: “ I see. I’m just watching you! Any day I come to that your Abuja and I see her close to you I’ll so disgrace her,” she shook her head.

Kalu: “Don’t try it. So you’d know you’re going to bless our union so you just forget all this oyibo you’re speaking!”

She smirked,

Mma Kalu: “Stay there and wait for me you hear? I won’t say over my dead body o because I’m not ready to die yet!”

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The secretary who had given Kalu time to come entered, Susan was her name- she snatched him away from his thoughts,

Susan: “Ah ah, why are you just coming now?” she went over her desk and  dropped the food flask she came in with, Kalu stuttered, she faced  the ladies on her desk, “Rita and Loveth maik una gimme chance I get work!” they move to another table.

Kalu finally finding his voice,

Kalu: “Aunty Susan, it is being a very awful day for me oo! From one misfortune to the oth…”

She did cut in,

Susan: “And he just left the office minutes ago!”

Kalu’s eyes turned pale.

Kalu: “Hah!”he rested his hands on the table.

Susan sat and opened her flask the aroma from the flask made Kalu swallow spit whose stomach churned with hunger,

Susan: “Come and join me, “ she said as she flung a spoonful of rice and stew into her mouth.

Kalu: “Thank you,” he swallowed spit again, the food was inviting, “Can I wait for him?”

Susan munching said,

Susan:”Well, you can wait and maybe if you’re lucky enough he will be here soon!” she stirred her food as the spoon hit against the walls of the flask.

Kalu: “Hmm, I’ll wait!”

Kalu sat down on the visitors’ bench, he was sleepy but couldn’t afford to sleep, Rita and Loveth were making the noise, their voices echoed in his head as it caused him headache.

Susan as if she knew what was on his mind,

Susan: “Maik una reduce una voice na!” she said and twitched open the water bottle.

Kalu wondered what their duties were at the office, for all they knew how to do was to disturb. How would the country develop when most of the workers busy themselves with doing nothing but feasting on gossips? Kalu couldn’t hide his irritation as he felt hatred for the ladies.

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Kalu got into the bus despondent, he was hungry too. To get into the bus he had to tussle, shoving bodies that smelt after- work- sweat; and the conductor didn’t help matters, his caterwauling rasped him but what could he do? The boy was just doing his work. When the bus was filled up the conductor sat on the engine directly opposite a Curvy woman with a baby,

Woman: “o boy, stay well. Si di way yhu dey match me!”

Conductor didn’t swallow it well as he ogled in a rude manner,

Conductor: “Ow yhu wan maik I siddon again?” he shot at her.

The woman gawked at him dandling her baby to stop crying,

Woman: “Yhu dey mad abi? Match me again if I no carry yhur head jamb fo dis door,” she gesticulated with her right hand almost throwing her fingers into his eyes, the conductor looked a little scared, “Take it easy, madam,” someone pleaded, the plea seemed to prick in some confidence into the conductor,

Conductor: “ Maik I hear word. Sey, if yhu wan comfort na bus yhu soppose henta?” his said in Yoruba accent.

The woman covered her nose,

Woman: “Chai! Wetin di smell?” everybody seemed confused, wondering what was smelling.

Conductor: “Wetin dey work dis woman sef!”

Woman: “No wonder! Abeg, abeg, abeg, close dis your gutter so na you wan use smell kill pesin fo here”, the people started laughing, “no wonder my baby no wan stop tu dey cry!”

The driver who had been quiet since broke into cacophony,

Driver: “Ah, Seyi, dis woman dey scatter yhu!”

The conductor laughed exposing his brown teeth with patches of black on them; the front teeth seemed to have been chopped off,

Seyi: “No mind em. Na wan sero!”

Woman: “Park wan side,jare!”

The bus was sent into laughter.

Kalu smiling, was at first annoyed by the drama but began to enjoy it, for some minutes it sunk the ship of problem his life had boarded; before he knew the bus had become a fun fair that was when his mind ran back to the day’s ill events. His mind flew to no place in particular for he had tuned off; he just wanted to relax, he closed his eyes.

The halting of the bus returned his attention to the bus, a lady had been arguing with the conductor because of change,

Lady: “My friend, change dis fifty naira, no bi tear- tear money I give you!” she threw the money at him as she dropped from the bus, she had gotten to her destination. The act of throwing the money at the conductor goaded his anger,

Conductor: “Your mama!” he charged at her with a slap

The people in the bus screamed, the slap was ear deafening, the lady retaliated and before anyone could wade in she had used her legs in sending him wailing on the ground. She used Karate on him. Kalu didn’t know when he jumped into their middle in a bid to quench the fire and in a flash; the world had suddenly gone dark. He had slumped. The blow he had received in the stead of the conductor made him pass out.

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217 Comments on (Episode 3) Bitter side of Love … A Judas Kiss!

  1. i’m beginning to get this story right. Is the title about Kalu and Caro? hmm… next pls

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  2. Hehehe Kalu’s girlfriend won’t kill person with Queen Eliza’s grammar lol

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  3. Karu ma rova… LOL. Kai.. see English

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  4. hahaha.. next pls

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  5. Love is truly blind oo. yet, kalu still love Caro. Nice one

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  6. I hope you are not talking about me @AdeLove. hahaha

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  7. Nice 1 Adelove

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  8. Ifeanyi Anderson // November 7, 2016 at 7:07 am // Reply

    Hehehehe………..dis kalu sef,from flying pan to fire,nxt episode my gallant Adelove

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  9. Next episode

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  10. wat happened to one of the stories “This is my heart,not a toy”?Pls that story wasn’t finished before jumping into the next.

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  11. Person Neva belleful he con go separate fight.. Najia pple sef

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  12. Oyibo repete

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  13. Next ooo jare!!!e yin AdeLove

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  14. Nice one can’t wait for next episode

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  15. AdeLove, i need to know, who’s giving the judas kiss? Kalu or Caro.. this is getting more interesting! Next please

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  16. Princess Adepeju // November 7, 2016 at 8:51 am // Reply

    Adelove,am really enjoying the story.next one pls

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  17. adeluv i luv d story so trilling next episode pls

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  18. wen u can’t complete d story y startin it or ar short of words

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  19. Jerrian Bassey // November 7, 2016 at 9:01 am // Reply

    Nine one.

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  20. We need more pls.

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  21. its nt in dis day ill see a man want a woman despite her bad grammer

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  22. we need more,pls.

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  23. But still, Caro’s English no fit worst pass jenifa’s own sha…abi

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  24. Caro: ”but I can spark English na”
    Lol, I hope Kalu is OK oooo. He wasn’t strong enough and he decided to act Bruce Lee

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  25. mo ngbadun re one more time

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  26. Next episode pls

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  27. mo ngbadun re one more time

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  28. Next episode pls

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  29. make e no be say Na kalu be Caroline father o.

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  30. Kalu wey no see road dey go separate. Abeg where is my charger, I don’t want to miss any episode. Adelove pls ride on.

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  31. veri interesting more pls nd who is giving d juda kiss kalu or caro

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  32. Go to d web address for d full gist

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  33. I think Kalu needs deliverance, because all this things happening to him are not ordinary

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  34. Lol.Pls I want to ask who is giving this judas kiss? Next plss

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  35. Another interesting one…Kalu hmmm

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  36. Nene u really know how to make ones day great. Thanks a lot

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  37. Kalu need deliverance

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  38. Kalu pls follow your heart

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  39. The broken English in the story, i have not heard some of them not to talk of their spellings. The writer is good. Next episode please.

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  41. Karu ma rova. ???. Next pls

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  42. Nigerians like jissst eh. Anyways, you can release more of that story biko nu

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  43. Who send kalu now to separate fight on empty stomach ehh??? Lol… I think he jes passed out sha. Not dead!

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  44. Who is givy the Jarasi kisi, Karu ma ruv or Kalo ??????

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  45. Real move for an action.

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  46. Mimi babamuasa must b caroline’s elder sis.:. Igbos hardly say a word without using an ibgo phrase mmmmm… Nice one anyway

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  47. So interesting next pls

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  48. First time reader but still enjoy this story, Hello Karu ma rova

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  49. Abigail Elisha Gwong // November 7, 2016 at 12:35 pm // Reply

    Patiently waiting for the next episode.

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  51. FAVOUR akachukwu okoye // November 7, 2016 at 12:54 pm // Reply

    Lol. No be small thing ooo

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  52. Finish up your story pls ade

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  53. niz one need more episode

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  55. Follow ur heart kalu.

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  58. I need ocaro and so on

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  59. hmmm.plz next.so funny

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  60. niz one need more episode

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  61. Nice jist so we need the remainance plc complete it

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  62. Waiting for the full story…..

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  63. This is nice…. and funny…next please

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  64. Please waiting for next episode

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  65. Still waiting please

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  66. Very interesting

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  67. de writer must be a yoruban

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  68. i nid 2 understand dis story pls adelove

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  69. Omo the caro fine o

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  70. They care for each other, that is what matters most.

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  71. pls dear….next

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  72. Love her with one Marne

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  73. a good episode can I have the next one babym

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  74. So lovely next please

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  75. Interesting, wainting for d next episode.

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  76. Lol nollywood Facebook

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  77. I like this by looking u are good thanks

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  78. Nice one, next pls

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  79. hmmm,next plz I’m waiting

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  80. behold the beauty of a peacock, is she Angel

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  81. it is definately goin to be kalu who will give d Judas kiss

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  82. May we understand who’s Judas here pls

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  83. Such is life, what next pls

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  84. Always short details

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  85. Y u dy start wetin u no go finish

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  86. See stop given us short story here, If you will not say it all live it did u hear ma saying????????????????????

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  87. plz we need the next episode, plz

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  88. u have a nice story but it always short plz try to complete dem Bcos its interesting already

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  89. Hmmm,yesxo Caro is indeed an igbo gal…(karu ma rova).hahaha

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  90. I like d story so interesting please next episode ok.

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  92. I was just passing by! wetin come happen anyway?

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  93. Funny but guy y you come stop for road kwanu

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  94. D fifth episode pls…………… Karu shld nt die ooo cos caro won’t survive it

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  95. Karu my roval :-D:-D:-D so intresting pls nest episode

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  96. It must be caroline who give dat judas kiss, bcuz after she’s bcum educated, she may be luking at kalu as if dy are nt in dsame class(rank), or she use to mingle wit other guys in schl.

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  97. Interesting pls next episode am waiting but can somebody tells us one ward with igbolish english acording to the speaker

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  106. Abeg finishe the story and not half,who will complete the rest

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  107. Nice one can’t wait for next episode.

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  108. Thanks for making me laugh, and making me to forget that buhari is my president

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  109. Kudos to Adelove.

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  110. nice one kip it up ok

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