(Episode 7) Mr Henry, the Captain Nigeria – Hilarious!

(Episode 7) Mr Henry, the Captain Nigeria – Hilarious!

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Tunji stood behind the counter drinking a bottle of coke, the fat female officer teased him. Kadija was her name,

Kadija: “Kai, Sergeant Tunji you and Coke eh? You’re lovers!”

Tunji and others laughed. They were five at the counter. The remaining officers were outside, some sat at the veranda while others were preparing for patrol.

Tunji: “Nothing sweet pass chilled coke wey dey sweat na!” it evoked more laughter.

Kadija: “But you know say e get caffeine and it isn’t good especially for your age.”

Tunji took the last gulped and belched,

Tunji: “Abegi maik I hear word jare! Do you know when I have been taking Coke,eh? I am forty five and I have been taking Coke since I was a child. That was my father’s best drink. And remember that there is a saying that baboon cannot give birth to a monkey it can only give birth to a baboon,” everyone laughed.

Sule one of the officers at the counter who was munching kola bitterly called everyone’s attention,

Sule: “wait! Maik una wait! Noise from the cell,” they looked at each other as Tunji and Sule ran in.

Everyone moves back as the officers dashed in,

Tunji screamed,

Tunji: “ Bring water!” he bent down and touched Henry’s neck and placed the back of his fingers on the nose to feel the breathe but it seemed he had stopped breathing. He stood up and looked Sule,

Sule: “What?” he whispered.

As Tunji was about to reply him the bucket of water was poured on Henry. And it resuscitated him as he coughed dryly holding his chest in pains. Everyone’s face lit up with a smile. Tunji and Sule dragged him to a corner,

Tunji: “maik una allow em rest! No more drilling!”

Presido and others murmured.

Henry wished for death as he sat in the corner, sobbing with eyes closed.

Throughout the night Shola was restless. What had happened to her man? His number was switched off.

Shola: “Is he dead?” she shook her hand, “Nooo, God forbid!”

Her mind went back to Bola’s assumption, ““Ehm, what if they are having a nice time?”

Tears gathered in her eyes,

“But Henry wouldn’t possible do that to me now?” a strand of tears dropped down her check, she sniffed and wiped her face, “ Nooo. Henry loves me too much for that!”

She sat at a small dining table. The Spaghetti that was lying before her had gone cold. Worry had stolen away her appetite. Different times of weird and bad thoughts made her mind an abode. She pushed the food away and buried her head in her hands and started sobbing. What she should do? And she didn’t have access to the Chairman’s house. Who was she going to ask?

“What am I to do?” she spoke to herself.

She picked her phone as she was about to dial Bola’s number, Bola’s call came in,

Shola: “I was about calling you. I’m really worried, Ore mi” Bola’s voice was distant,

Bola: “Hello, Hello babe! Can you hear me?”

Shola: “Yes! Yes!”

Bola kept asking same question and the call ended. Shola hissed and tried the number again but it didn’t pull through,

Shola: “Ooooooh!”

After few minutes of trying, the number went through,

Bola: “sorry your line was breaking when I called.”

Shola: “Yours too!”

Bola: “Network wahala.”

Shola: “I am dead worried oo!” Bola sighed.

Bola could feel the sadness in her friend’s voice, she was worried too. How would she break the news to her? She had heard of Henry’s detention that was why she called. She needed to tell her.

“Say something na! Why are you quiet? What do you think I should do,eh?”

Bola sighed again,

Bola: “Ore mi, I learnt Henry has been detained!” she managed to say.

Shola’s heart missed a beat. It seemed she had suddenly lost her understanding of English.

Shola: “I don’t understand,” she said in Yoruba.

Bola repeated what she heard said but this time in Yoruba. Shola’s started panting and felt numb at once.

Bola: “Don’t do anything stupid,please. I’ll be on my way!” It was nine at night.

The call ended,Shola sat expressionless-no thought was running through her mind but her body temperature had gone high. She felt nauseous.

Thirty minutes later Bola and Shola were on their way to Police station,

Bola: “Let’s leave it tomorrow morning. They might not allow us see him this night!”

Shola: “I won’t survive without him this night. Besides I am not going to see him but to bring him home.”

Bola knew Henry was detained for attempting to rape First Lady that was what she was told. She couldn’t tell Shola. Shola had asked her what Henry was arrested for but she claimed to be in total oblivion.

As they got to the station, it was Sule and Kadija that attended to them,

Kadija:”Yes, how can we help you?”

Bola and Shola stared at each other,

Bola: “We are looking for Henry!”

Sule: “Henry who?”

Shola: “Henry Ishaya!”

Kadija opened a book ran through its pages but there was no name as such,

Kadija: “There’s no one here with that name!”

Shola with a crying tone said,

Shola: “He is here!”

Sule: “Young woman don’t come and waste anybody’s time here. You’ve been told there’s no name here like that!” he said.

Bola: “the guy that had an issue with First Lady!” Bola didn’t know when that came out; Shola looked at her bemused, Bola avoiding her eyes.

Kadija: “or that bastard! Are you his sisters?”

Bola: “we are his friends, officers!”

Shola: “I’m his girlfriend,” she finally found her voice.

Kadija and Sule exchanged glances;

Sule: “sorry but you can’t see him!”

Shola: “Please what did he do? What is his offence?”

Kadija: “Okay if you must know he almost raped the first lady!”

Shola: “That’s a lie!” she yelled.

Sule and Kadija in a chorus,

“You can’t see him. Good night!”

Shola lost it as she started yelling, crying and pleading, “I want to see my Henry!” she kept repeating those words.

Bola dragged her out as they were threatened with an arrest. Chairman had given the DPO an order that Henry shouldn’t be bailed neither should anyone be allowed to see him,

“I want him to rot in there!”


The next day in the morning, Henry felt better. But the gross image of what happened last night kept flashing through his mind and the presido’s words echoed with the image,

Presido: “it will be Mr rapist turn tomorrow!”

He couldn’t believe such atrocities were going in a place that was meant to correct the mindset of criminals. He could still hear the agony of one of the men that sat in a corner when he had just arrived,

“Help me O God!” was the cry the man let out when the lanky looking Presido flapped his scary looking slab of meat and mounted on him.

Henry in pains had sat in a corner shivering as the man was raped, gang raped by the others. They called it “welcome party!” the Presido had his share first before any other person. Henry learned that it had become a ritual, some sort of initiation. Some men ended up dying from the evil act.


Having another man inside him was filth, pure decadence! Henry said.

That was inhumane abominable. Henry stared the man who was raped in pity. The man couldn’t sit he was lying on his stomach and placed his hand on his butt writhing in pains.

Presido walked to where Henry was and smiled at him,

Presido: “Hope you’re warming up for tomorrow!”

Henry gave him a stern look.

Questions: Do you think Henry is fair-treated? Would he be “welcomed” like the others? Would should Shola do to help Henry?

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  1. Henry is really suffering for a crime he did not commit, I pray those criminal did not do any stupid welcome party for him oo

  2. Henry is not treated fairly just like every other innocent prisoner in there, but I think he will not be welcomed like that man and shola should go and meet the first lady to sort things out.

  3. I hope he’s not raped in prison. Shola should confront the first lady first. And he’s not been treated fairly

  4. This is very sad henry don’t deserve this I’ll treatment also shola should do everything within her power to bring her man out. Hmm first to comment

  5. I don’t think he will be welcomed, He might maneuver. Shola shouldn’t give up and she should look for a way to go and see the first lady.

  6. There is no fair treatment for suffering for a crime you not nothing of, but a saviour will come for Henry and he will not be raped. Shola should visit the first Lady to know why Henry is detained. she alone can help her.

  7. henry is not fairly treated and as for the welcome party he won’t be raped also should by him and aslo ask help from the chairman

  8. The first lady should pls confess ooooo. Henry will not be welcomed like that, Shola will find a way to help him…

  9. Henry is not fair treated and I kW he will not allow the Prisoners to have.if it is to fight with all the power in him.sola won’t leave him

  10. henry is not fairly treated, but he will not be welcome by raping, shola should try to contact the first lady and plead with her.

  11. Henry is not well treated.I kW something will happen that will deny the prisoners of sleeping with him.shola won’t leave him

  12. Henry is not fair treated at all,he will be welcomed but not like d others bcus he is going to stand up 4 himself if such wanna occur or is faintness will jus make dem leave him witout a brutal welcome. Shola should hlp out by going to meet first lady,I think she won’t be able to hide d truth and even if she did,she will b able to help shola out on henry’s case somehow.

  13. Henry is not been treated fairly at all. He won’t be welcomed like the others, something will come up to prevent that. Shola should go see first Lady

  14. is it too much for henry first lady should confess before thing gone wrong shola God is your strength… kudos to you guys am waiting

  15. I hope Henry will not fall in act of this so call ‘welcome d’……nice one Adelove have been one of the winner I hope I will win again.

  16. Henry will fight back… He’ll rather die than allow them gang rape him.. Shola should approach first lady. She’ll definitely av a way to help out. Afterall she started the fire.

  17. This is an abormination, how can this be going on in the police cell and they do nothing about it. Henry dear, fight them with all your strenght. please dont allow them do this to you.

  18. Henry is not fair-treated. Help will come for him; either through Shola or the first lady. He won’t be “welcomed” like other inmates.

  19. poor Henry is suffering for a crime he didn’t commit, I hope those criminal does not succeed in giving him welcome party too

  20. His not fear treated. I don’t think that they will succeed by welcomed like the other. Shola should go and beg First Lady, I think with that she can rethink and beg for the releasing of Henry.

  21. fairly treated gini? No, he is suffering for a crime he’s innocent of. He won’t allow them welcome him like the others, i think he will stand and fight Presido and his boys. I don’t even knw what Shola should do. Only God can save Henry

  22. Chai, that is an ill treatment on Henry, but the initiation ritual will not work cos he will b miraculously rescued befor u know it.

  23. Have gotten my alert,thanks a lot Adelove and crew. God bless u
    . I feel like crying for Henry,God plz save him

  24. Shola will b able to help him out of d prison. She will surely find out d truth. D treatment henry is receiving their at d prison is not a fair treatment. And he will not b raped like other bcos shola is definetly go to free him.

  25. This is pure wickedness. Henry is not fair-treated at all. First should please change her mind. What could Shola possibly do, when chairman has given his finally warning. This is disheartening. May God help Henry, hope he won’t get raped by those criminals. It’s well ooo

  26. Henry is really in big trouble. I have the feeling by the next day he will be stronger and he will put up a fight and beat the presido and automatically takes over

  27. Fair treatment in Nigeria cell, nothing like that, let’s wait and see if he’ll be welcome, Shola should do all in her capacity to safe her man.

  28. Henry is not being fair treated. I think he will resist the welcoming somehow. Shola should try and see First Lady.

  29. Evening Again ALC&Fs,

    No at all, Henry has been badly treated to say the least – the beatings, batterings and threats could develop a serious case of PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder). I just believe folks like these have a fair deal with providence- some how, he would be spared. Shola’s best bet is to pray hard and possibly get Henry a bail by engaging a human rights lawyer.

    Very colorful recount………..

    Now I am waiting on you, ALC for the next episode.


    Up & Forward.

    Questions: Do you think Henry is fair-treated? Would he be “welcomed” like the others? Would should Shola do to help Henry?

  30. Actually Henry was unfairly treated. First Lady should confess now to save Henry from being traumatized continuously. And I have the believe that Shola will stand for her heart desire Henry by doing all she could to prove him innocent for the crime he didn’t commit and set him free.

  31. henry is not fair treated at all, henry will not be treated like others because help will surely his way before they carry out there evil plan’shola should go and see firstlady since she was her customer’she just need to beg her and apologise on behalf of henry.

  32. Henry is not fairly treated. shola will go to firstlady and plead for his Henry’s release and the said welcome party won’t happen cos he will b release before time

  33. Henry is not being treated fairly, they will not succeed in welcoming him that way. I think shola should go and plead with first lady to be lenient with Henry.

  34. henry ll not be raped,he will be saved before the initiation ceremony. shola won’t believe wat they might have said because she ll stand by him

  35. Hmmm…. man’s inhumanity to man. Too bad. Anyway Henry won’t get the usual welcome. There’s going to be a kind of intervention brought about by Shola. First lady may still confess.

  36. Nice one adelove..but dis treatment is inhuman..I pray God help henry out of d situation.,,,shola shld try nd beg d first lady…maybe God will touch her heart

  37. He is not fairly treated. They will try to welcome him the usual way but he will resist them. Shola should try to beg the first lady to help her talk to he husband to show mercy.

  38. if he dare try to do it with Henry sheni Henry no get strength before…. strength will come from nowhere and I know he will beat up d presido or whatever he call himself

  39. Suffering for crime that never existed or committed.not fare treated.this is hw many innocent suffer today in prison for crimes they never committed.Henry is a strong man and he will pull through

  40. Henry is not fair treated at all…. I also don’t think dey will succeed in dia so called “welcome party “. As for Shola,she might not have d power but she will do all she can to help her man….bcos she loves him so much.

  41. Henry is not fair treated @all. D police myt av taken him to anoda cell b4 d Welcome party or somtin may just come up. As 4 Shola, I think she can just go to d 1st Lady nd beg her(1st lady) to free her (shola)man.

  42. I think henry will not be welcomed as others
    I believe he will leave the jail before the welcome ceremony
    henry is not being given fair treatment

  43. Henry is not being treated well, I don’t think he will be welcome like others something will happen may be Shola will go to the First Lady to plead in behalf of Henry

  44. Henry is not fair treated. No he will not be welcome like the others? Because they won’t have the chance to do that. Shola should go to First Lady and plead with her concern henry, am sure she will consider her plead.

  45. Pls AdeLove & my co AdeLove fans, @ what age should one entitles to have persona lawyer? Please get a lawyer today

  46. Henry will overcome the welcome trial and Shola will try all her best to bring him out of the cell. More power to ur elbow…..Adelove

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